i bought 10 bananas for $2
other girls: smiley face, kissy face, two pink hearts, thumb up
me: brown boot, calendar
they should make an alarm clock that pours a shot of listerine in your mouth when its time to wake up because that shit is wild and totally wakes you up
and to everyone asking “who says no veggies at subway”, i do. idk about y’all but i eat ass, not vegetables.
its so cold its giving me headache
there should be 37 seasons of sex and the city